mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain)

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd)

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

neitherheavenorhell:

"omg wHAt iS GOIng to hAPPEN on THE hUNGER gaMES 3?!1?!"

*SLAPS YOU WITH MOCKINGJAY HARDCOVER*